alcohol + boys = butt touching

you take 4-7 beers, add one young man struggling to figure out his place in the world and SHAZAM! your butt gets touched. my math skills are rusty but i got this one DOWN. when this happens, i look the young man in the eye and say, i do not think you are ready for this jelly! and then he walks away, offended i did not think he was ready for my jelly. it is hilarious when they get offended, as if they have a right and duty towards your jelly.