'cuz all I've been doing lately is knocking on wood. Seriously, last night during dinner my pal and I knocked on wood like 87 times just as a safety precaution. All I can do these days is knock on wood! There's so much at stake.
For example:
Will he call me back? KNOCKIN'!
Will he call you back? KNOCKETY-KNOCKERS!!
And so on...and so forth!
It's tempting to knock on wood for inappropriate things.
For example:
Will my pasta taste good? small knocks
I hope I still fit into my pants from last year. medium-size knocks
I hope Earth lasts. the tiniest of knocks, really just a knocking motion in the air
I hope you all can relate to this train of thought (knock on you-know-what!!!).
love,
molly
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to all the lords and ladies, greetings! thanks for coming here to my humble blog. take off your fancy coats and sit for awhile. a calendar of upcoming shows is awkwardly placed at the top of the page. I always love when you and YOU and you attend a show. it should take you about 4 minutes to read my entire blog. if you search for my name on comedy central's website, a page comes up! and redirects you to this site. e-mail me at moonwalk718@yahoo.com smiles, molly
