if you are scared to let me know you are harboring a deep, secret crush on me - i just wanted to take the time to let you know that it's cool and if you are feeling shy or whatever - that's cool but i would love to know who you are...and you know who you are...and v-day is right around the corner and wouldn't this be the perf time to reveal your paralyzing, soul-obsessed crush on yours truly? seriously, feel free to e-mail with the blow-by-blow account of how much you adore me and i promise a personal response.
is it weird to constantly refer to oneself as "yours truly"?
for those of you who are harboring terrorists and NOT secret crushes on Yours Truly, please do not fill me in on the specifics.
if you are harboring both - let's talk.
love YOU...
maybe.....?
mol
p.s. see above for what i look like in case you forgot
