After reading through 3 years worth (aka 17 minutes) of postings here, I feel compelled to start posting again. Why? And to that I must fervently type, WHY NOT?
Blog, I have a secret. I miss you. I miss you like the rivers miss the rain. I miss you like my tastebuds miss cheesy nachos now that I apparently have an allergy to cow milk. So here we are. I promise to go slow this time and not overwhelm you with all my emotions and energy and excitement!!!!
Blog, I have a secret. I've never stopped loving you. Sure, I may have started and stopped another blog or two, but you were the first. The best. The one I must and will and shall return to. I promise to never stop loving you. Unless it makes more sense to start another blog elsewhere.
SO GUYS (aka self)! Heyyyyy. On a whim, I submitted to be part of New York's Funniest Stand-Up Competish. I got an audition! Now I must prepare 2 minutes of jokedy jokes. It's been fortnights upon fortnights since I've performed so there's a lot for me to do. Not expecting anything to come of it, but I'm excited/nervous to wield the mic again.
love n' panic,
molly