bald celebrities no one would miss but will be on tv until the end of time.

meet howie! bald, tanned, skeevy soul patch. poor howie has gone through so many bad suits in his life. please don't start a celebrity endorsed suit line howie! omg, what if he does? he probably has a deal already with macy's.

i'm not sure if joey's shirt is part of some western costume look or if he's wearing it genuinely. what causes more disturbance is his muscly crafted chest bursting out of his stretchy to the navel shirt. and i can't even talk about the choker. this is not the lovable floppy haired joey i remember from blossom.

Something to Chew On:
Is Joey Lawrence my generation's Howie Mandel? When I'm 53, Joey is going to be hosting some insane game show botoxed out of his mind.*

Who's with me?

xo
molly

*will Tivo

New series! Us Weekly Weekly.

I have lots of feelings about Us Weekly Magazine. Here are some of them!

phrase change alert!

instead of saying "hey, i'm gonna go home", try "hey, i'm gonna fly back to my nest."

let me know how it goes!

love,
molly "urban phrase changer/trendsetter of words strung together" reisner

p.s. please start using this phrase asap.

it's true! #34

welcome to "it's true!", a new series where i let you in on a little something that is totally true.

and here we go...!

ready?

ok.

one sec...

aaaaah, perfect!

it's true! #34:

you know what feels exactly like winning the lottery?

winning the lottery.

love,
molly

p.s. the first 33 "it's true"s are all insane arithmetic equations aka 3+5-3=5. i spared you reading about them.