Thursday, March 05, 2009

thursday blog blast

Happy 3/5/09 people! There's absolutely nothing special about the date. DON'T READ INTO IT! I already tried. Wait, all the numbers are odd. And if you add the numbers, then double the sum, it's my age. And if today is your birthday, then it IS a special day! To you.

On a less hostile note, hi guys! can you tell i've spent the entire day A to the L to the ONE? I just polished off my signature tri-CH platter: CHips, CHeese, CHocolate. Super yums. When you spend the day by yourself, it's ok to assemble a meal made of snack foods. Right? Right!

I'm going to get my daily eighty eight year old lady walk in now that it's dark out and I've recently changed into street clothes. Time to see my boo and eat a vegetable.

Love n' superreal hugs,
molly

Thursday, January 29, 2009

a smattering of my favorite foods!

hey ganglies,

now that it's 2009 and all, i figure it's time to reveal some of my favorite foods. the following are food stuffs that often find their way into my paws and, subsequently, into my maw.
enjoy the variety of visuals!

and and...

and oops, i almost forgot




love,
molly "can take or leave popcorn" reisner

Thursday, January 08, 2009

internet babies

"I don't have any real babies in my life, but I am tracking several of them on facebook" - my roommate, Jenn.

zinger #1

You know you're getting old when your message t-shirt says "Dance Like You've Never Had Knee Surgery." And you bought it at Talbots.

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

OVER-IT-ISTA

note to copywriters:

adding the suffix 'ista' to create fake nouns is getting real tiresome. examples include recessionista, fashionista, stylista, and storagista. what is a storagista you ask? it's someone who stores stuff, probably fiercely and relentlessly. caught that one on a storage ad on the subway. here are some other uses that are bound to pop up over the next coupla months:

bankruptista - one (most likely a girl or gay man) who has found herself fiercely bankrupt.

couch surferista -
one (most likely a girl or gay man) who has found herself fiercely sleeping on the couches of friends, due to recent bankruptcy.

diarrrheaista -
one (most likely a girl or gay man) who has found herself in a continual state of fierce diarrhea, due to stress of current financial state, lactose intolerance or combination of the two.

temporista - one (most likely a girl or gay man) who temps, fiercely.

On a happy new year note, HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2009. HOLY CRAPPITY!! The new year fills me with equal parts excitement and dread. So much to accomplish, so much pressure to live up to goals. It's like DO OR DIE time. I aim to do. A lot. I hope you stay motivated to inch towards your dreams. Let's move (slowly) together, k?

Love,
molly "inchwormin' it to the top" reisner